Wednesday, July 18, 2007

CONVERSATIONS

Here is a recent phone call between me and a family member. I only wish I could make this stuff up:


FM: Dude, I'm at a tattoo party, do you wanna come by and get some ink?

M: Are you crazy, no!

FM: Dude, you've been saying for a long time now that you want to get something with your kids names.

M: I do. But I don't know exactly what I want yet and I AM NOT going to some weirdo's house to get a tattoo.

FM: Dude, no one here is weird.

M: Yeah, well, you sound f-ed up and that's not my scene.

FM: Listen dude, everyone here is normal like us. We're just sitting around, getting tattoos, and eating salads.

M: Goodbye

6 comments:

Mollie said...

Eating salads! That is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. I'm still laughing.

Kara said...

Totally wasn't expecting the eating salads part! How funny and yet so weird at the same time. I have such a vivd picture in my head.

Jennifer Lynn said...

LOVE THIS STORY! YOU HAVE ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD ALL BY MYSELF!

Tara said...

LOL...I know I would want a salad if I were getting a tatoo!

Mayren said...

That is awesome. I agree; the salad thing was totally unexpected and makes the perfect punchline.

jenica said...

totally wicked!

hehe

we had a friend slap his biceps one morning at breakfast and ask if we wanted to go get tatt's. um, no? isn't that something you sort of plan out.

hehe

i can't get over the salad's part.